Representin'

I was informed recently that there are four categories of newspapers in the United States:

The New York Times is read by the people who THINK they run the country.

The Washington Post is read by the people who SHOULD run the country.

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who DO run the country.

And the Miami Herald is read both by the people who run ANOTHER country and are running FROM another country.


Ah, yes. Home sweet home.